10 Reasons Why YOU Should Not Go To The AIRPORT!

1)You don't know how to drive worth a crap!
2)You don't know how to read!
3)You don't know how to read English!
4)You have poor vision and can't focus on the signage!
5)You are color blind and can't distinguish "orange" from "green"!
6)You do not know the difference between "arrivals" and "departures"!
7)You have NO idea what airline you are looking for!
8)You are not sure you are even at the correct airport!
9)You may run off the road into the retention pond and get attacked by the resident gator!
10)You are one of the "STUPID PEOPLE"!

These 10 reasons are aimed specifically at Orlando International Airport. However, I am sure they could probably fit a great number of airports these days.

By the way, the picture was taken Feb. 16, 2006 by me. And, I named the gator Jet . Animals rule!