Strip Club Job Fair Recruits Unemployed Hotties
In a perfect opportunity for all those laid-off naughty nurses and sexy librarians to find new jobs, a Rhode Island strip club is hosting a job fair this Saturday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.
The owners of the Foxy Lady in Providence say they hope the bad economy might entice some people to consider one of the 30 open positions, from strippers and waitresses to disc jockeys and bartenders.
"I need more managers, I need more competent staff, and I need more attractive waitresses to go along with the ones I have right now," says co-owner Tom Tsoumas. The Foxy Lady's Web site also mentions opportunities in the up-and-coming field of "massage girl."
Despite the AP's statement that stripping is "a job opportunity you won't need to buy a new wardrobe for," we're going to go out on a limb and say that unless you already work as a G-string model or lingerie tester, you will in fact have to invest in some new clothes.
Hey, in this time period, "a job is a job". As long as YOU are not hurting someone else, doing something illegal, or, are being forced to do something against your will, "GO FOR IT"! It beats foreclosure and being hungry. Besides, if YOU have the right stuff, why waste it. USE IT!!!
"Let's Work",
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